Hey, buy this car! Snowflake wipe! How ‘bout this one! Snowflake wipe! Hey, here’s a convertible. Buy it! The top is down. It’s winter in Michigan! It’s actually snowing right now IN THIS COMMERCIAL! Buy a convertible!
Me, improving the dialogue in a local car commercial. This is how I repaid my friend for letting me use her washing machine. With laughter.
