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Tonight I my bar conversation was so awesome that a random dude stopped by our table on the way back from the bathroom to let us know that we were hilarious.
Depending on how long he was in there, he may have heard us talking about such topics as: the difficulties surrounding pooping at work, why Ashton Kutcher should have changed his name to something less uncomfortable, Harry Potter porn titles (“Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer’s Boner” was favorite), fan fiction (including the confession that someone [NOT ME] enjoyed Full House fan fiction in her youth), and meals that our parents served that we thought were awesome as kids, but then realized as adults were served because our parents couldn’t afford real food (in my house, bread with gravy).
I figured, as a preschool teacher, this is probably not the sort of thing I should be posting on Facebook, but felt it needed posting SOMEWHERE.
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