YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF 19TH CENTURY THEOLOGY IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
Person: JJ, I want you to make some chocolate chip cookies.
JJ: [Returns several hours later with an apple pie mashed into a cookie box]
Person: … this is an apple pie mashed into a cookie box.
JJ: No, it’s chocolate chip cookies. Made for people like me, who hate chocolate!
This is PERFECTION!
me at forever 21
- “wow this would be great if it wasn’t covered in crosses and studs”
- “was the galaxy print necessary”
- “why is this so cheap”
- “why is this so expensive”
- “why is everything so ugly”
- “why are 90% of my clothes from here”
- “i hate everything here”
- “im gonna buy everything”
(Source: koalatea, via feetlips)
There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C. — Multiple sources present (via isoraqathedh)
I started to tag my last post and Tumblr offered these suggestions.
Are we really this bad?
(Source: toolateforchanges, via kateordie)
in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
(Source: flightcub, via ardendactyl)
I feel like this is just an accurate representation of the Sammy’s life.