Fuck this day
I’d like to punch this day right in the face.
Do days have faces? If they do, they’re probably the early morning. The worst part of the day. I’d like to punch that.
I’ve got to publish now.
‘Sup Sunday
I just wrote an angry post about yesterday.
But I’m not even worried about you. I know you’re different. I know you understand.
I mean, you’re going to be cool, right?
I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it…
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This is basically my whole childhood right here.
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![turnofthecentury:
Found this and thought of your great blog. We’re all big fans here at the museum.
TEN WAYS TO COMMIT SUICIDE
Wearing thin shoes and stockings and insufficient clothing in cold and rainy weather ; leading a lazy, excited theater-going, dancing life ; sleeping on feathers in a 7 by 9 room ; eating hot, stimulating food, too fast and a great deal too much of it at improper times ; beginning with tea and coffee in childhood and adding tobacco and spirits in due time ; marrying in haste and living in continual ferment thereafter ; following unhealthy occupations to make money ; taking bitters and confections and gormandizing between meals  ; giving way to fits of passion, or keeping in perpetual worry ; going to bed at midnight and getting up at noon, and eating when you catch it. To which may be added a recipe for killing children ; paregorics, cordials, candy and rich cake ; and when they are made sick thereby, mercury, tartar-emetic, castor oil and sulphur.
found in the collection of the Dufferin County Museum & Archives. Source: Orangeville Sun, 1876.
Awwww, this is so FANTASTIC, I think they’re right now more than ever;]
thank You so much!!!
love t.o.t.c.
I do… most of these things. Especially:
-leading a lazy, excited theater-going, dancing life
-beginning with tea and coffee in childhood and adding tobacco and spirits in due time
-following unhealthy occupations to make money*
-giving way to fits of passion, or keeping in perpetual worry
-going to bed at midnight and getting up at noon, and eating when you catch it
*You don’t even want to imagine the noses that have been blown on me in the last week, let alone in my entire career in early childhood education](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly5slqKJNI1qzdzano1_400.jpg)
Found this and thought of your great blog. We’re all big fans here at the museum.
TEN WAYS TO COMMIT SUICIDE
Wearing thin shoes and stockings and insufficient clothing in cold and rainy weather ; leading a lazy, excited theater-going, dancing life ; sleeping on feathers in a 7 by 9 room ; eating hot, stimulating food, too fast and a great deal too much of it at improper times ; beginning with tea and coffee in childhood and adding tobacco and spirits in due time ; marrying in haste and living in continual ferment thereafter ; following unhealthy occupations to make money ; taking bitters and confections and gormandizing between meals ; giving way to fits of passion, or keeping in perpetual worry ; going to bed at midnight and getting up at noon, and eating when you catch it. To which may be added a recipe for killing children ; paregorics, cordials, candy and rich cake ; and when they are made sick thereby, mercury, tartar-emetic, castor oil and sulphur.
found in the collection of the Dufferin County Museum & Archives. Source: Orangeville Sun, 1876.
Awwww, this is so FANTASTIC, I think they’re right now more than ever;]
thank You so much!!!
love t.o.t.c.
I do… most of these things. Especially:
-leading a lazy, excited theater-going, dancing life
-beginning with tea and coffee in childhood and adding tobacco and spirits in due time
-following unhealthy occupations to make money*
-giving way to fits of passion, or keeping in perpetual worry
-going to bed at midnight and getting up at noon, and eating when you catch it
*You don’t even want to imagine the noses that have been blown on me in the last week, let alone in my entire career in early childhood education
True story:
Last year we were in rehearsal for The Merry Wives of Windsor, which contains the following exchange…
FALSTAFF
Take away these chalices. Go brew me a pottle of
sack finely.
BARDOLPH
With eggs, sir?
FALSTAFF
Simple of itself; I’ll no pullet-sperm in my brewage.
And one of the actors was all “Ew! Did they really do that?”
So I said, “Not only that… They used to put all sorts of stuff in their morning sack. Eggs, bread, sausage, vegetables. It was like an Elizabethan breakfast smoothie.”
And he totally believed me, because I have a degree in this shit.
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Just look at these fucking hipsters.
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Hey, buy this car! Snowflake wipe! How ‘bout this one! Snowflake wipe! Hey, here’s a convertible. Buy it! The top is down. It’s winter in Michigan! It’s actually snowing right now IN THIS COMMERCIAL! Buy a convertible!
Me, improving the dialogue in a local car commercial. This is how I repaid my friend for letting me use her washing machine. With laughter.
Teen girls' medical mystery baffles doctors
“High school cheerleader and art student Thera Sanchez took a quick nap one day last October, and when she woke up, the life she had known was gone.
In its place, she was plagued by uncontrollable body movements, tics and verbal outbursts, similar to Tourette’s syndrome. It turned out Sanchez was not alone, as she is one of 12 girls from LeRoy Junior-Senior High School in upstate New York who has been exhibiting symptoms of a mysterious condition that has baffled doctors.”
Salem, 1692…
Reblog with a screencap of your desktop. NO CLEANING.
Didn’t clean, but did do a little “editing for secrecy” to hide my RL identity.
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BWAHAHAHA! Oh, god. I’d forgotten all about this moment and now there is green tea all over my keyboard and I’m in public, too.
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Frowzy Indulgences: As requested: some environmentally friendly tips this queer learned as a mormon
As I was saying in response to the ask that prompted this list, I learned most of what I know about being kind to the environment while I was growing up as a Mormon. Here are some things you can do really easily on a daily basis.
-USE BAKING SODA FOR EVERYTHING- I use that…
These are good tips, though I learned them by growing up a hippie.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach the man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.
Ron Swanson
