The Top Two Things that make me Angry on the Internet
1) Social justice issues
2) People sorting fictional characters into the wrong Hogwarts houses
This is how I imagined things as a child.
the elevator in the second one tho
my brain just PFFT
When I was little, like, really little, before my brother was born in 1976, my parents were reallyinto Elton John. One of my earliest childhood memories is sitting in the living room of our tiny house in the valley (where it was still all farmland),…
This is how I feel about Bob Dylan and Joni Mitchell.
Soulless!Sam in 6.09 ‘Clap Your Hands if You Believe’
I’m convinced that Sam Winchester actually thinks things like this all the time, but his considerate side won’t let him say this shit aloud.
Oh, are you kidding? Of course he does! Look at what a nasty, snarky, sassy little fuck he was in season 1.
It was glorious. This is just more of that with all the governors off.
THE CUTEST AND MOST ADORABLE THING YOU WILL EVER READ IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
HOW ARE NOSELESS AND MOUTHLESS THOR AND LOKI SO ADORABLE
(Source: The amazingly talented and creative Lauren Gracek)
oh my gosh. I never saw this parallel before… He thought he was back in Hell with Lucifer. my baby…
After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”
what did i just read
Irish women are strong as fuck
Person: JJ, I want you to make some chocolate chip cookies.
JJ: [Returns several hours later with an apple pie mashed into a cookie box]
Person: … this is an apple pie mashed into a cookie box.
JJ: No, it’s chocolate chip cookies. Made for people like me, who hate chocolate!
This is PERFECTION!
me at forever 21
- “wow this would be great if it wasn’t covered in crosses and studs”
- “was the galaxy print necessary”
- “why is this so cheap”
- “why is this so expensive”
- “why is everything so ugly”
- “why are 90% of my clothes from here”
- “i hate everything here”
- “im gonna buy everything”